PMS on steroids

I had my first inexplicable crying episode last night. My pug, Chubbs, wouldn’t let me pet him. All he wanted to do was play and all I wanted to do was cuddle with him. Therefore, I proceeded to bawl about how my puppy doesn’t love me anymore. He came up to me and started licking my face, which made me cry harder. I feel like i have PMS on steriods.